Mecha-Rudolph’s Mega-Revenge

Event Description:
Commander John Blitzen and his team of Reindeer comman-does are the best of the best. They say that revenge is a dish best served cold? Well that’s doubly true when one lives in the North Pole! Presumed dead five years ago, Rudolph has been rebuilt and is looking to settle the score! Can you survive his well-laid plans and put him back down in history?

Santa’s Notes:
We needed to add an extra slot at the last minute; luckily I had a blank Dasher sheet from 2010 to throw in the mix. How could there be two Dashers? Cloning, obviously. Sadly, the session did not end with a Dasher-on-Dasher fight, like I’d hoped.

Character Sheets:

Notable Quotes:

[Hearing whimpering down a hallway] “Small child or puppy?”
“Both!”
“Oh god, a chuppy!” ?? & RC

“Fortunately, these are the low-hit missiles. This is called foreshadowing.” CF

“You realize that, among all the other reasons to kill him, Santa’s probably only going to write one paycheck.” DA

“I think this session is going to end in a climactic Dasher-on-Dasher showdown. As GM I’m not going to do anything to make it happen. I think it’s just going to happen naturally.” CF

“He says, ‘I’m going to teach you a lesson. Something big. Damn, one-liners are hard.” CF

“You’re adding a touch of class to these proceedings. I’m confused.” CF

“I’m over here because there’s danger where you are.” JF, best medic ever

“I’ve got ‘Groin-Nomming Order of Mystic Eunuchs.’”
“Of course you do.”

“So if we actually use… what’s that word, begins with a T…”
“Tits?”
“No, two syllables.”
“Titties?” JM & CF

“It’s like marital Jumanji.” RC

[on Rudolph] “Now I remember why we never let him play with us. He’s such a frickin’ douche.”
“Yeah, he’s a jackass.”
“I thought we were just jerks, but he really brought it on himself.” JF, JS

“I’m punching myself.” [roll] “I missed.”
“You stopped hitting yourself.” RC, CF

“Me and my gingerbread cookie are going to be doing some fucking up.” JS

“Dasher! Dasher!”
“I don’t even know ‘er.” JS & JM

“I can do this all day.”
[failing Toughness roll] “I can’t…” CF & JS

“My gingerbread cookie is a Hellmouth, too.” JS